Me: Hi. I have a Monthly Service Fee on my savings account. I'm wondering why.
Coffee Patch (VERY bubbly): Well, let's see... The monthly service fee is... Um... Well... How do I put this into words? It's a fee for a monthly service... Yeah, it's a monthly fee for a service...
OH, my! How enlightening! How did I not understand before? Hmmm... it was a bit confusing to read the title and figure out what it really meant. What is the service you are rendering here, coffee patch lady? I MUST BE AN IDIOT!!!!
5 comments:
Are you kidding?!? Now I'm wondering if I have a "monthly service fee" on our savings account...That is hilarious!!
ah hahahahaha! gosh, ali, i can't believe you didn't know that!
i've had my share of run-ins with customer sreivce people over the phone. luckily you're probably a lot nicer than I am b/c one time i yelled at the guy and he ended up making threatening phone calls, I had to call the police, and he got fired.
No, you're not that stupid. I mean, you know that ducks fly and you don't need a license for driving a ride-on mower. You're a freaking genius. Of course you are. You're my child. (inside joke)
Okay, did Mom just say "freaking"?!?!
PS That is hilarious. No doubt you sat on the phone for 20 minutes before you got such enlightenment from the "customer service.'
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